Come sail away, my friends!

The excitement is building as you board the majestic Sapphire Swan.

This luxury cruise has everything you want: great food, great entertainment and... GREAT SCOTT! What's a ghost doing onboard? And why is the ship suddenly lurching from side to side?

The seas are getting kinda choppy. But hey, what's a good haunted dinner theater show without a little turbulence? Or without a little mystery? Or without a ghost or two?

The sailing may be rough, but the fun has just begun. Fasten your seat belts. We're in for a bumpy ride -- the best ride in town! The Love Boat's got nothing on us.

Come aboard. We're suspecting you!